Freeman: No, no, no, this is not good! Let me out of here! Open the door! Scientist 3: AAAAAHHH!!! Freeman: Open the door, you bastards! Aagh, I HATE YOU! This is a BAD EXPERIMENT! We are BAD PEOPLE! Why did we usher forth the GREEN APOCALYPSE?! What is this? What happened? Am I dead? I don't feel dead. I- It's not- Its not shutting down- It's. Freeman: Oh, God! What'd I do? What- what did I do? Scientist 2: Gordon, get away from the beam! Scientist 3: Shutting down. Wouldn't want to take the blinders off the horse, now would you? Whatever. Scientist 1: Wh-what is he doing in there?! Freeman: Huh? Scientist 2: Nothing you need to worry about, Gordon, heh. Eh, better not.ДЇreeman: It's times like this I remember why I became a physicist: To show antimatter particles who's boss!! YEAH!! The only reason we have those scanners is because they caught me playing racquetball in here once. I don't want a repeat of Monday.ДЇreeman: Does my beard intimidate you? Ahh, stop that noise! I hate that! It reminds me of that dream I have where I'm strapped to a gurney watching Fraggle Rock with flashing lights on either side of me, then I realize- I'm in hell! It's all crap, anyway. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! AHH-HA-HA-HA-HA! Okay, I better chill out. It kind of makes me feel like I'm an evil scientist. Episode 3 Freeman: I have to say, though, working in an underground laboratory is pretty cool. Those monkeys in there are having trouble learning about gravity, whereas I can recite the Quantum Chromodynamic Gauge Invariant Lagrangian in my sleep! There is no justice.

Having trouble remembering that guys?! What are we in high school now?! My department is working on Quantum Displacement! Just what the heck are you guys doin'? Jerkin' around in lab coats by the looks of things! I just can't believe it. Newton's formula for Gravitational Force. Did I just see what I think I saw? Yup, I sure did. Freeman: What was that? You tryin' to say something about me? Man, I'll kill you. Because I wont! Scientist: As I expected. See if I ever do anything nice for you again. You tryin' to get me into trouble? Freeman: OK, you can all go to hell if you're gonna act like that. Where's the reset button, is this it? Scientist: My God, what are you doing? Freeman: Well that's not it. That's your whole job, isn't it? Just lookin' busy. And you're typing on it like you know what you're doing. Freeman: I was so close!ДЇreeman: In that case, let me show you what a genius I am and look at your computer. Freeman: Dammit! Guard: I had a bunch of messages for you, but we had a system crash about twenty minutes ago, and I'm still trying to find my files. keep against the wall and just walk straight past the front desk. I don't want to get called into court as a witness once the cat gets out of the bag. God, the EPA is gonna tear us apart if they find out about that! Well, I'm not saying anything.

That was a good day.ДЇreeman: Hey, what's that green crap? What is this? Jesus Christ, look at this place! This is a disaster! That's gotta be toxic. That squirrel must have cost the university at least ten thousand dollars. The thing caught on fire and got fused to the wires, which caused a transformer to blow up and knock out the power to all of campus. That kind of reminds me of that squirrel that got caught between the power lines one day back at MIT. Freeman: Man, how dumb would you have to be? I mean, they're not going to say something like that unless somebody's already tried to do it, right? I guess if I was drunk enough I might climb out the window here and pull some hang-time on the electrified tram rail.

Please stay away from electrified rails, and proceed to an emergency station until assistance arrives. Disabled personnel should be evacuated first. Train Intercom: In the event of an emergency, passengers are to remain seated and await further instructions. Freeman: Shit, I didn't know I was that late! Oh, man. 11 Episode 10.5 (April Fools' Day Episode)Д®pisode 1 Freeman: Aw, jeez, I'm running late.ДЇreeman: Ahh, I'm not the only one who's late! SUCKER! Ha ha! Train Intercom: The time is 8:47 AM.

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